Glen quotes
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[holding a strawberry] What are you!
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An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
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Want a Glen Wad?
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Sure, in "human" dollars.
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This kitchen is bitchin'.
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Battle Royale!
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We could have a Battle Royale!
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I got fired by making a shrimp slushy. (Was asked why he did that) I was hungry and thristy at the same time.
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I need a rabbi in here to bless these chickens. Tomorrow, we're going kosher.
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Some political crap, I got a 0 on my SAT's!
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Holy balls.
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Oh look, there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pelfann. [yells to Sarah] You broke my heart!
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Later!