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Mrs. Patroni: Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she... she's in constant touch with the tower.
Barney: You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE?
Mrs. Patroni: [whispering] Would you please keep your voice down.
Barney: S-s-sure... [Barney becomes histerycal] The stewardess is flying the plane. The stewardess...
[Mrs Devaney hands Barney a large Whiskey]
Mrs Devaney: Here...
Barney: Thank you Mrs Devaney, but I don't drink.
Mrs Devaney: [Looking confused] Well what difference does it make now?
Barney: You're right. [Barney takes drink from Mrs Devaney and takes gulp of Whiskey] No difference.


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