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Dave: [on seeing weird pellet] Oh, my God! Theodore, did you just...
Theodore: Um, um...
Simon: It's a raisin, Dave.
Dave: Prove it.
Simon: [surprised, puts it in mouth] Mmm-hmm.
Dave: Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all of you guys. Where's Alvin? Alvin!
Simon: [spits "raisin" out] BLEAH!! [to Theodore] You owe me big time!
Dave: Alvin?!
Alvin: [takes a shower in dishwasher; sings] Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...
[Dave opens the dishwasher]
Alvin: [screams] There's this new thing: It's called "knocking"!
Dave: Get out!
Alvin: Uh, I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
Dave: Out! [pulls Alvin out of the dishwasher]
Alvin: Whoa, whoa! I'm takin' a shower, here!
Dave: You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be at the top of the list!
Alvin: And it's still early.
Dave: Clam it, sudsy!


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