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Dave: Squirrels can't talk!
Alvin: Whoa, wap-ap-ap-oh. Watch it, genius. We're Chipmunks. Chip-Munks!
Dave: Chipmunks can't talk either! [turns on lights]
Simon: Well, our lips are moving and words are coming out.
Dave: This isn't happening. [closes his eyes, talking to himself] I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks.
Alvin: So, how's that working for you, Dave?
Dave: Uh, h-how do you know my name?
Alvin: I'll take that one. We read your mail. By accident.
Simon: You really oughta pay that utility bill, Dave. You ever hear of a credit rating?


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