Jane Burnham quotes
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I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts every time I bring a girlfriend home from school.
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I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.
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[Answering Ricky's question if she wants him to kill Lester] Yeah. Would you?
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Well...now I too need structure. And ****ing discipline!
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Look mom, I really don't feel like having a Kodak moment here, okay?
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Well then, I guess I'm not a very nice girl then, am I?
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[To Lester] What do you expect? You can't just suddenly become my best friend because you've had a bad day! I mean, come on...you've barely spoken to me for months.
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Dad! You stare at her all the time! Like you're drunk! It's disgusting!
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It would be nice if I was nearly as important to him as she is...
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Mom, do we ALWAYS have to listen to this elavator music?
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Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect.