Fred Boynton quotes

View Quote You are far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S&M is about. There's movies and books about it. But so far as I know, there is nothing to explain the way you are.

View Quote My jazz rule is: If you can't dance to it, you don't want to know about it.

View Quote "Yankee" and "gringo" are obviously pejorative, but it's the standard dictionary term that's the most insulting of all. "Estadunidense." Dense. D-E-N-S-E. It's the same spelling. Dense: thick, stupid. Every time you hear it. Estadunidense-dense-dense. It's like a direct slap in the face. It's incredible.

View Quote They're calling us pigs. That's meant to hurt!

View Quote When we were kids I borrowed some things. It was never ever theft! In each case I either told you... or was about to.