Better Off Dead quotes

19 total quotes

Al Myer
Charles de Mar
Lane Myer
Others

View Quote Beth Truss: She doesn't date certain members of the basketball team: she dates the whole team!

View Quote Johnny Gasparini: Two dollars! (repeated line)

View Quote Monique Junot: I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.

View Quote Roy Stalin: [To Beth] Is Oscar here your main weiner man?

View Quote Roy Stalin: [Upon seeing Lane] Oscar Meyer!

View Quote The Paper Boy: I want my two dallors!!!

View Quote Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck off of a bridge] Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

View Quote Jenny Myer: How was your day?
Lane Myer: Beth just dumped me.
Jenny Myer: That's nice dear.

View Quote Monique Junot: He keeps trying to put his testicles all over me!
Lane Myer: Testicles?
Monique Junot: You know...octopus.
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N T Big Difference.

View Quote [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

View Quote Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!

View Quote I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire. [hangs up the phone.]

View Quote I know its bacon... but what have you done to it?!

View Quote I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

View Quote I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy!