Jesus Quintana: [Talking to the Dude and Walter] Hey! What's this 'day of rest' shit? What's this bullshit? I don't ****ing care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would've ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I'll **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.
Jesus Quintana : [Talking to the Dude and Walter] Hey! What's this 'day of rest' shit? What's this bullshit? I don't ****ing care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would've ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I'll **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.
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