Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms.
Eliot Arnold
Tim Allen · 20 quotes
Henry Desalvo
Dennis Farina · 15 quotes
Snake
Tom Sizemore · 13 quotes
Arthur Herk
Stanley Tucci · 11 quotes
Officer Monica Romero
Janeane Garofalo · 8 quotes
Leonard
Jack Kehler · 7 quotes
Pat Greer
Heavy D · 7 quotes
Matt Arnold
Ben Foster · 6 quotes
Alan Seitz
Omar Epps · 5 quotes
Jenny Herk
Zooey Deschanel · 5 quotes
Eddie
Johnny Knoxville · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Henry Desalvo & Leonard (5), Pat Greer & Alan Seitz (5), Arthur Herk & Officer Monica Romero (4)
Big Trouble quotes
Page 1 of 6If I don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how.
Uh, Jenny's mom opened the door, and I came running up to squirt her. And then, uh, Mrs. Herk jumped me... or jumped ON me. And, uh, and then I went down on Jenny... or I f-fell on Jenny.
[Opening the movie]
My name is Puggy and I live in a tree. I hope I didn't ruin anything for you.
[to the Russians]
If you assholes try to call the cops after we leave, the next bullet goes through your head.
[Discussing a top-secret nuclear weapons decommissioning facility in Russia]
: They have beautiful churches there. [The others look at him] Travel Channel.
Oh, sure, your name is John, and you're just a hard-working, law-abiding citizen running a shithole bar where you got... no customers.
Oh, don't worry, Ivan. It's just your foot. See, this is what we at the bureau call an extremity shot. Generally, the victim survives. They don't do so well with what we call a torso shot.
So what do you think, Ivan? Would you like to experience a torso shot?
What makes you think this is the first time?
Never mind which time this is. The important thing is we got those assholes trapped at the airport, and until we say further, no plane is taking off.
You can do that?
Anna Herk
Let's take it slow.
Absolutely.
[They grab each other and kiss passionately.] [v.o.]
We were married a week after Anna's divorce.
Anna Herk
Listen, I'm sorry my husband's such an idiot.
He's probably really upset because someone shot his TV...
Anna Herk
No, he's an idiot.
Do you think someone's trying to kill him?
Anna Herk
God, I hope so!
[making an opinion on who might have shot his TV]
I'll tell you who did it. It's probably some goddamn kids. 'Cause these goddamn kids today, they all got goddamn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!
Any additional insights, Mr. Herk? Any information can help us to protect you.
I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands.
Thank you for that observation.
[to Eliot]
Now you and your shithead kid can get the hell out of here, and never come back.
Thanks for everything.
Make her stop! God in heaven! Make her stop! She wants my soul!!!
Martha Stewart Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!