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Blade: Trinity

Blade: Trinity quotes

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Hannibal King

[Blade and Abigail walk into Hannibal's hospital room] Hey Blade, I got a question for you... Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then? Huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching Karat-ay at the local Y.

[Drake asks if he is ready to die] I was born ready, mother****er!

[first lines] In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy manages to save the day at the last moment with crosses and holy water. But everyone knows the movies are full of shit. The truth is, it began with Blade, and it ended with Blade. The rest of us were just along for the ride.

[Last words] Funny, isn't it? My people were trying to create a new kind of vampire when one already exists. I don't need to survive. The future of our race rests with you. You fought with honor. I respect that. So, allow me a parting gift. But know this: sooner, or later, the thirst always wins.

[To a baby] Cootchie-Coo.

[To a familiar] Go. You've got twenty seconds. [The familiar runs] Twenty. [Shoots him]

[To Blade in his true form] Are you ready to die, mother****er?

[Walking down hallway and comes across vampire pomeranian.] **** me. [two vampire rottweilers show up] **** me sideways!

Blade. Ready to die?

I picked Danica up in a bar, spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down.

Mother****er. I like that.

So the movies are true.

There is an old saying: Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a god.

Why don't you take a sugar frosted **** off the end of my dick?

You **** JUGGLING THUNDER ****!!! (yelled at Danica)