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[Ferris and his boys are eating outside at the fast food burger joint]
Knucklehead #1: And another thing Ferris, When are you gonna get your hair cut? That shit is stripped. It looks like something from 1983, dude.
Ferris: **** you ****. Ain't nobody cutting my hair, man. I'm like Samson my strength is in my hair.
Knucklehead #1: [To Knucklehead 2] And you ****, what's up with that babe you been talking to?
Knucklehead #2: Tsk! **** that bitch.
Knucklehead #1: [Laughs]
Ferris: [To Knucklehead 2] Are you scared?
Knucklehead #1: Nah, he's not scared, he's just young.
Ferris: And dumb.
Ferris: [Squirts a whole lot of ketchup on his french fries] I'm putting some ketchup on this mother****er.
Knucklehead #1: Yeah man, why are you putting all that ketchup on it?
Ferris: [Chuckles] Why are you worried about it, fool? These my fries.


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