John Bender quotes
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That man...is a brownie hound.
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[to Allison, who is biting her nails] You keep eating your hand and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.
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Hey, homeboy, why don't you go close that door. We'll get the prom queen... impregnated.
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I know, it's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And...[looking at the Molière book]...Mo-Lay really pumps my 'nads.
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Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
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[to Claire] You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
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[to Brian, planning to take some of Brian's lunch] What are we having?