Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

View Quote "Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

View Quote "All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!" Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

View Quote "Are YOU addressing I?"

View Quote "Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"

View Quote "Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket."

View Quote "Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!" ~ Benny

View Quote "Do you got any gum?" [during a graveyard stakeout]

View Quote "Does Elvis talk to you?"

View Quote "Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

View Quote "Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy."

View Quote "Get out of my facial!"

View Quote "Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

View Quote "Her yabbos scoff at gravity." ~ Benny

View Quote "Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?" ~ Biker