The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe quotes

66 total quotes

Aslan
Edmund Pevensie
Jadis The White Witch
Lucy Pevensie

Maugrim
Mr. Beaver
Multiple Characters
Peter Pevensie
Susan Pevensie

View Quote Mr. Tumnus: It's not something I have done, Lucy Pevensie. It's something I'm doing.
Lucy: What are you doing?
Mr. Tumnus: [whispers in tears] I'm kidnapping you.

View Quote Mrs. Beaver: Look at my fur. You couldn't give me ten minutes warning?
Mr. Beaver: I would've given you a week if I thought it would've helped.

View Quote Mrs. Beaver: You've been sneaking second helpings, haven't you?
Mr. Beaver: Well, you never know if your next meal's going to be your last. Especially with your cooking.

View Quote Peter: [looking out towards Cair Paravel] Aslan, I'm not who you think I am.
Aslan: Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also mentioned that you planned on turning him into a hat. [chuckles]

View Quote Peter: [to Edmund] You little liar!
Edmund: You didn't believe her either!
Peter: Apologize to Lucy.
[Edmund glares]
Peter: Say you're sorry--
Edmund: All right! I'm sorry!
Lucy: That's all right. Some little children just don't know when to stop pretending.
Edmund: Very funny.

View Quote Peter: Are you with me?
General Oreius: To the death!

View Quote Peter: He says he knows the faun.
Susan: He's a beaver! He shouldn't be saying anything!

View Quote Peter: You're not saying you believe her?
Professor Kirke: What, and you don't?
Susan: Of course not. I mean, logically, it's impossible.
Professor Kirke: What do they teach in schools these days?

View Quote Professor Kirke: [walking into the room as the children fall out of the wardrobe] What were you all doing in the wardrobe?
Peter: You wouldn't believe us if we told you, sir.
Professor Kirke: [tosses cricket ball to Peter] Try me!
Aslan "To the great western wood I give king Edmund The Just" Peter Pevensie "When are you gonna learn to grow up?" Edmund Pevensie Shut up you think your dad but your not"(stroms off)

View Quote Susan: [reading the dictionary] "Gastrovascular"... Come on, Peter. "Gastrovascular".
Peter: Is it Latin?
Susan: Yes.
Edmund: Is it Latin for "worst game ever invented"?
[Susan shuts her dictionary]
Lucy: We could play hide and seek.
Peter: [sarcastically] But we're already having so much fun.

View Quote Susan: But we can't go hiking in the snow...dressed like this!
Peter: No...but I'm sure the professor wouldn't mind if we borrowed these. [Hands all of them fur coats] Besides...if you think about it logically, we're not even taking them out of the wardrobe.
[Peter hands Edmund a coat]
Edmund: But that's a girl's coat!
Peter: I know.

View Quote Susan: I'm just trying to be realistic!
Peter: No, you're trying to be smart. As usual!

View Quote Susan: It's our sister, Lucy.
Professor Kirke: The weeping girl.
Susan: Yes, sir. She's upset.
Professor Kirke: Hence the weeping.
Peter: It's nothing. We can handle it.
Professor Kirke: Oh, I can see that.

View Quote White Witch: Do you know why you're here, Faun?
Mr. Tumnus: Because I ... believe ... in a free ... Narnia.
White Witch: You're here, because he [points to Edmund] ... turned you in ... for sweeties!

View Quote White Witch: Tell me, Edmund, are your sisters deaf?
Edmund: No.
White Witch: And your brother, is he ... unintelligent?
Edmund: Well, I think so, but Mum says ...
White Witch: THEN HOW DARE YOU COME ALONE?