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Crimes and Misdemeanors

Crimes and Misdemeanors quotes

20 total quotes

Clifford Stern
Dolores
Judah Rosenthal
Lester
Professor Louis Levy




View Quote A strange man defecated on my sister.
View Quote Comedy equals tragedy plus time.
View Quote God is a luxury I can't afford.
View Quote Hi, it's Clifford. Wasn't Lester just so..ridiculous. ..What? Well what's he doing there? That could be dangerous. Do you want me to come over?
View Quote I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler's birthday.
View Quote I'll be honest. You're not my first choice.
View Quote I'm not after your god-damned money! I want to speak to Miriam!!
View Quote I've gone out the window.
View Quote Idea for a farce. A poor...loser does a do****entary of a great man and learns valuable insights.
View Quote If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.
View Quote In reality, we rationalize, we deny, or we couldn't go on living.
View Quote One sin leads to a deeper sin.
View Quote Right, I won't!
View Quote The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.