“So remember kids, a step-dad is a lot like a new puppy. They need...” – Sheldon, Death to Smoochy ... Movie Quotes Database

Sheldon

So remember kids, a step-dad is a lot like a new puppy. They need patience and love while they adjust to their new surroundings. But remember - if he is ever abusive to you or mommy, what are the magic numbers?

Kids

9-1-1!

Sheldon

Thaaaaaaat's right!

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