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View Quote You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
View Quote This is humanity at its best. Look at them. All that anger, all that mistrust, all that unhappiness... forgotten, for that one perfect moment when they get off the plane. (on why he hangs out at the airport)
View Quote All that matters is that after all these years, we found a loophole. He can't keep us out anymore. And once we're back in, I'm sure He'll just forgive and forget.
View Quote It's dogmatic law. If the church says it's so, God must adhere. This thing has a papal sanction.
View Quote How can you even be sure what incurs the Lord's wrath these days? Times change. I remember when eating meat on a Friday was supposed to be a Hell-worthy trespass.
View Quote You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the First Commandment. More than that, not a one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.
View Quote After all this time, this is what it comes down to? Slaughter by a meat-puppet.
View Quote Guess what? We're going home. No matter whose pride it may hurt.
View Quote See, don't. Don't, my friend. Don't let your sympathies get the best of you. They did me, once. Scion or not, she's just a human, and by passing through that arch, our sins are forgiven. No harm, no foul.
View Quote Mister McGhee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
View Quote The lesson must be taught. All are accountable... even God.
View Quote I'm sorry my friend but you lost the faith
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