Lionel Mandrake quotes

View Quote [to Ripper] Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.

View Quote Now you listen to me, Colonel Bat Guano, if that is your real name!

View Quote Jack, I am afraid I am going to have to ask you for the key to the door and the recall code, please.

View Quote Hey Jack, how about we play a little guessing game shall we. How about I guess what the code is and-[Ripper kills himself]