Dumb and Dumber quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote [after accidentally killing a mobster in a restaurant] Check, please!

View Quote [checking the map] So far, we've driven only 4 inches.

View Quote [dreaming that he's shooting Mary's husband] DIE!

View Quote [leg is on fire while asking for Beth Jordan's phone number] FOR GOD'S SAKES, JUST GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER!!!!

View Quote [To Harry] We're in a hole .. we're just gonna have to dig ourselves out

View Quote [to Mary] Nice set of hooters you got there.

View Quote AH! Harry! Your hands are freezing!

View Quote Find a happy place, find a happy place!

View Quote Good bye my looooove!

View Quote Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!

View Quote Harry, I got some beef jer....

View Quote Harry, I took care of it.

View Quote How come I didn't get a dildo?

View Quote I fell off the jetway again.

View Quote I got worms.