Lloyd : The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry : That's a special feeling, Lloyd. Lloyd : Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour? Waitress : It's the Soup of the Day. Lloyd : Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that. Harry : How was your day? Lloyd : Not bad, fell off the jetway again. Harry : So you got fired again? Lloyd : Yeah, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya know. Harry : Yeah, I lost my job too. Lloyd : Man, You are one pathetic loser. No offense. Harry : No, none taken. [after accidentally killing Mental with rat poison] Harry :He blamed me...those were his last words. You heard him. Lloyd : Not if you count the "gurgling" sound. Lloyd : So, where ya headed? Mary : Aspen Lloyd : Mmm, California. Beautiful! Lloyd : That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?" Lady at bus stop : Austria. Lloyd : Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! Lady at bus stop : Let's not.

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