Isn't it funny how some people go out of their way to help others, when others just fire them?

Look, I'm sorry but you were gone for a week. I assumed you were off having fun.

Oh, and why the hell would you assume that?

I don't know. You look like someone who likes to have fun.

Oh, so by that standard I should assume that you never get laid.

I'm married!

[after a pause]

Look. What is this all about?

Do you want to know? Then you'll have to hire me back. I've got a ton of bills to pay.

Fine! Fine!