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Jamal Wallace quotes

View Quote I'll take poor assumptions for $800, Alex
View Quote Jamal: Women will sleep with you if you write a book?
Forrester: Women will sleep with you if you write a bad book.
View Quote Jamal I ain't seen nothin' change.
Forrester You 'ain't seen nothin'? What the hell kind of sentence is that?!
View Quote Jamal Did you ever enter a writin' contest?
Forrester Yeah, once.
Jamal Did you win?
Forrester Well of course I won!
Jamal You win like money or somethin'?
Forrester No.
Jamal Well, whadchu win?
Forrester The Pulitzer.
View Quote Jamal: I came back to see, if you could help me out with my writing.
Forrester: Here's one: 5,000 words on why you'll stay the **** out of my home!
View Quote Forrester: In some cultures it's good luck to be wearing something inside-out.
Jamal: And you believe that?
Forrester: No, but it's like praying: what do you risk?
View Quote Forrester: Paragraph three starts...with a conjunction, "and." You should never start a sentence with a conjunction.
Jamal: Sure you can.
Forrester: No, it's a firm rule.
Jamal: No, it was a firm rule. Sometimes using a conjunction at the start of a sentence makes it stand out. And that may be what the writer's trying to do.
Forrester: And what is the risk?
Jamal: Doing it too much. It's a distraction. And it could give your piece a run-on feeling. But for the most part, the rule on using "and" or "but" at the start of a sentence is pretty shaky. Even though it's still taught by too many professors. Some of the best writers have ignored that rule for years, including you.
View Quote Jamal: Man, **** you, William! You wanna know what the real bullshit is? How about you let me take it on this one cause you're too damn scared to walk out that door and do something for somebody else. You're too damn scared, man! That's the only damn reason.
Forrester: You don't know a goddamn thing about reasons; there are no reasons! Reasons why some of us live and why some of us don't! Well, fortunately for you you have decades to figure that out.
Jamal: Yeah, and what's the reason in having a file cabinet full of writing and keeping the shit locked so nobody can read it? What is that man? I'm through with this shit.
View Quote Forrester: I have an homeland that I have not seen for too long.
Jamal: Oh, you mean Ireland?
Forrester: Scotland, for God's sakes!
Jamal: I'm messing with you, man!
View Quote [While Jamal is typing on Forrester's typewriter]
Forrester: Punch the keys, for God's sake!
[Jamal begins to hit the keys harder]
Forrester: Yes... Yes! You're the man now, dog!
It should be noted that this particular line has become a popular internet meme, leading to the creation of sites such as YTMND.
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