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They won't leave me alone! I'm a goddam human piñata!
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They **** you and **** you and **** you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real ****ing begins!
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[Nicholas loses a shoe when climbing a fire-escape ladder.]
Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas: That one did.
Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas: That one did.
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Jim Feingold: You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!
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Conrad: This is for you.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has...everything?
Nicholas: [reading the card] "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs.
Conrad: Call that number.
Nicholas: Why?
Conrad: Make your life... fun.
Nicholas: Fun.
Conrad: You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has...everything?
Nicholas: [reading the card] "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs.
Conrad: Call that number.
Nicholas: Why?
Conrad: Make your life... fun.
Nicholas: Fun.
Conrad: You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.