Sam quotes
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You gotta hear this one song. It'll change your life, I swear. [Famous line referring to the song "New Slang" by The Shins]
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What do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry, but in between, I laugh. And I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.
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This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before, and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing.
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What's the word that's burning in your heart?
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If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.
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Wow! I cannot believe you're not really ****ed!
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My mom always says that, when she can see I'm, like, working something out in my head. She's like, "You're in it right now" and I'm looking at you telling this story, and you're definitely in it.
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OK, so, sometimes I lie. I mean I'm weird, man, about random stuff too. I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick. I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, "Wow, that wasn't even remotely true".
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I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.
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My hair's blowin' in the wind.
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Sidecars are for bitches.