The Good, the Bad and the Ugly quotes

View Quote Tuco: The name of the cemetery is ... (hesitating) .. Sad Hill. Now it's your turn.
Blondie: The name on the grave is ... Arch Stanton.
Tuco: Arch Stanton? You sure?
Blondie: Yeah. Sure I'm sure.

View Quote Tuco: You pig! You wanted to get me killed. When d'ya unload it?
Blondie: Last night. You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

View Quote [Angel Eyes prepares to board a stagecoach during Tuco's execution]
Woman on stagecoach: Glad they got him. A man guilty of all those crimes!
Angel Eyes: People with ropes around their necks don't always hang.
Woman on stagecoach: What do you mean?
Angel Eyes: Even a filthy beggar like that has a protecting angel.
[Angel Eyes looks around and catches sight of Blondie]
Angel Eyes: A golden-haired angel watches over him.

View Quote [Approaching a column of grey-clad cavalry]
Tuco: (shouting) God's with us because he hates the Yanks too!
[Officer pats the grey dust from his blue uniform.]
Blondie: God's not on our side because he hates idiots also.

View Quote [In a note pinned to a dead man] See you soon, idiots.

View Quote [to a chicken] If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

View Quote [to Blondie] You're not digging.

View Quote [to Blondie] You're smart enough to know that talking won't save you.

View Quote [To his brother Pablo] You think you're better than I am? Where we came from, if one did not want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder. You talk of our mother and father. You remember when you left to become a priest? I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve. I don't remember which, but I stayed. I tried, but it was no good. Now I am going to tell you something. You became a priest because you were... too much of a coward to do what I do!

View Quote [to Tuco] Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.

View Quote [to Tuco] Were you gonna die alone?

View Quote After a meal there's nothing like a good cigar.

View Quote Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.

View Quote Every gun makes its own tune.

View Quote Hijo de una gran puta! "Great big son of a bitch!"