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Kumar Patel quotes

View Quote Congratu-****in'-lations!
View Quote Thank you, come again.
View Quote Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could **** his wife?
View Quote Roldy! Roldy! Dude, you gotta come quick. There's these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us! [total silence] I mean--duh--that there are these two lovely young pussies who would like to have a chat with you and I.
View Quote [in dream, spits at a bag of marijuana] Bitch! Learn how to ****in' make coffee, you ****ing whore!
View Quote Shotgun anus!
View Quote [after falling on the ground, holding his head] Ow-w-w! My ass!
View Quote So she's kinda ****ing cute. Let her touch your penis.
View Quote Hey, asshole, why don't you leave that guy alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?
View Quote Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
View Quote Hello-o-o-o, New Brunswick!
View Quote She touch your penis?
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