Harold and Maude quotes

23 total quotes

Harold
Maude
Mrs. Chasen

View Quote Do you enjoy knives?

View Quote Don't get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious. That is the curse of a government job.

View Quote Grab the shovel, Harold.

View Quote I haven't lived. [beat] I've died a few times.

View Quote I suppose you think that’s very funny, Harold.

View Quote I'll never understand this mania for black. Nobody sends black flowers, do they? Black flowers are dead flowers. Who sends dead flowers to a funeral? It's absurd.

View Quote [A flock of sea gulls fly across the sky] Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany he realized they had only been sea gulls... For me they will always be -- glorious birds.

View Quote [to a police officer after they find her car parked on the street] Turn the radio off, it saves battery.