Simon Skinner quotes
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I'm sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out...
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I simply spied you loitering in organic produce and assumed you had time on your hands.
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Absolute tosh, wasn't it? It's annoying that the understudies are actually professional actors. Greg over there was an extra in 'Straw Dogs' and Sheri portrayed a cadaver in 'Prime Suspect'.
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My, my, here come the Fuzz.
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Freeze! Or the ginger-nut gets it!
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That's the way the cookie crumbles.
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You know how it is. News travels fast around here.