N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Dialogues quotes

Inspector Gadget: We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile.
Gadgetmobile: No, you're on a stakeout. I'm goign sleepy. Keep it down.
Inspector Gadget: At least you could do is stay alert.
Gadgetmobile: Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G, since we got Claw locked up, all the bad guys are too afraid to show their faces in town.
Penny: Hey, Uncle Gadget. Hi, Brain.
Inspector Gadget: Penny, I thought we agree to call me inspector in front of the harden criminal.
Penny: She's a harden criminal?
Inspector Gadget: Don't be fooled by appearances, Penny. Look what I found under her purse. (shows false teeth) Probably from one of her victims. Look at this. (shows prune juice) Liquid evil.
Old Lady: But, Inspector...
Inspector Gagdet: Save it for the judge, perp.
Inspector Gadget: I'm all messed up!
Baxter: I'm sorry. I don't see what the problem is.
Inspector Gadget: Watch. Go Go Gadget Toothbrush. (Gadget Bubble gum shoots Baxter) See? Bubble gum?
Baxter: I see what the problem is.
Inspector Gadget: Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?
Baxter: You're the prototype Gadget, Gadget, misbound to have a few glitches but I'm happy to know we've been working. I'll let in a little secret. Soon, we'll be unveiling something... (top secret door closes) Soon, I'll solve all this glitches for good. Soon.
Inspector Gadget: Wowzer! Thank you, Baxter. Well, I'm gonna go check in with the chief.
Baxter: I wouldn't bother the chief right now. I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.
Chief Quimby: Where is he?! GADGET! You put my mother in jail for drag racing?
Inspector Gadget: And driving without a license. You always said, chief, no one is above the law.
Chief Quimby: That's what you said last week when you arrest that group of girl rangers for selling cookies.
Inspector Gadget: Those cookies were three days of expiration date.
(Chief Quimby gets his hand with bubble gum)
Chief Quimby: You are this close to be put on probation, Gadget. Now, let's get my mother out. Heaven knows what's happening to her down there with all those lowlifes.
Chief Quimby: Mom's tough love. This your last warning, Gadget. Stick to solving real crimes.
Inspector Gadget: Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton prison.
Dr. Claw: Brick, retrieve my darts. McKibble, serve my tea.
McKibble: I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
Brick: Yeah!
McKibble: We're vicious minions, not valets.
(Dr. Claw pinches McKibble's nose)
McKibble: One sugar or two?
Dr. Claw: Two.
Brick: Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million evil high-rising headquarters?
Dr. Claw: What do you think happened to it?! When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets but if I have to pull the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
Dr. Claw: That's why you are gentlemen and I'm an evil genius.
Brick: He's got a point.
McKibble: Yeah.
Dr. Claw: We are going to build the ultimate superweapon but haven't got much time. We need to be ready in ten days because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 am, the Ex-1 force satellite would be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knicknacks.
Brick: Yum. I love knicknacks.
Chief Quimby: Gadget, I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout.
Inspector Gadget: That's not truly accurate, chief. You told me not to get within a 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.
G2: Then how did you manage to tangle up with me inside the warehouse?
Baxter: What's wrong, inspector?
Inspector Gadget: I getting a glitch attack.
Dr. Claw: As I was saying, the third item to complete my superweapon...
Brick: I know this one. The ruby.
Dr. Claw: Yes, but a big ruby say about 15000 karats.
McKibble: Your Clawsomeness, where we gonna find a rock that big?
Dr. Claw: At the Riverton Museum. The ruby will be unload by the Rajah of India Wednesday night at the Mayor's fundraising. We will go for a visit and have a fundraising of our own.
G2: What happened?
Inspector Gadget: I reactivated you.
G2: Inspector Gadget, why you'd do that?
Inspector Gadget: Well, I hate to see a good detective being recycled and I always have great admiration for your investigating abilities.
G2: Inspector, are you saying you like me?
Inspector Gadget: Well, I suppose, in a man of speaking. Strictly profrssional.
(Inspector Gadget tap his hat to stop the heart icon)
G2: Thank you.
Inspector Gadget: You're welcome.
Penny: Claw, you'll never get away with this.
Dr. Claw: Penny, my dear, prepare to witness a great historical moment.
Penny: Of your demise?
Dr. Claw: I do enjoy your sense of humor.
Inspector Gadget: The gig is up, Claw. You're under arrest for kidnapping, bank robbery, breaking out of prison, and general all around evil.
Dr. Claw: The gig is most certainly not up. In fact, the gig is just started. You want me to play dentist with your niece?
Brick: Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.
Dr. Claw: Not again.
Penny: Oh, Uncle Gadget.
Dr. Claw: Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
Brick: He's still after us!
Dr. Claw: McKibble, lose him.
Brick: He's on the roof!
McKibble: On the roof?
Penny: Uncle Gadget, help!
Dr. Claw: McKibble, get him off!
McKibble: Take some of this, Gadget!
Inspector Gadget: Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up.
Dr. Claw: You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and there's a news: too bad you didn't listen to her when you have the chance.
Inspector Gadget: Penny? Penny?
Dr. Claw: Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
(Dr. Claw drops Penny off the truck)
Penny: Uncle Gadget!
Inspector Gadget: Penny, you okay?
Penny: Claw is getting away.
Inspector Gadget: That's not worth right now. Penny, you're the only happens to me.
Inspector Gadget: Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
G2: They're alive!
Gadgetmobile: They're alive! They're alive!
G2: They're alive!
Penny: Uncle Gadget!
(Inspector Gadget and Penny hug)
Penny: You saved my life!
Inspector Gadget: I'm so worried about you.
G2: Good work, Penny.
Penny: Thanks to you, too.
Dr. Claw: It's Gadget again! There's only one way to get rid of the pest. McKibble, run him over.
McKibble: Runover roadkill coming right up!
Baxter: Good night, Gadget. See you on Monday.
Inspector Gadget: Good night, Baxter.
Penny: 'Night, Baxter. Come on, Brain.
G2: Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities.
Inspector Gadget: Well, that's very bit of you, G2.
G2: I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...
Inspector Gadget: Don't mention it.
G2: Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...
Inspector Gadget: Yes, yes, I get the picture.
G2: Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.
(Inspector Gadget and G2 shake hands and they have glowing hearts in their hats. They kiss and Inspector Gadget's hat is shooting fireworks)

  »   More Quotes from
  »   Back to the