Most scenes together: Dr. Claw & Brick (8), Dr. Claw & McKibble (8), Inspector Gadget & Penny (7)
That's why you are gentlemen and I'm an evil genius.
He's got a point.
Yeah.
We are going to build the ultimate superweapon but haven't got much time. We need to be ready in ten days because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 am, the Ex-1 force satellite would be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knicknacks.
Yum. I love knicknacks.
WHAAT??? It's Gadget again! There's only one way to deal with a pest. McKibble, run him over.
One order of road kill coming right up!
Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities.
Well, that's very bit of you, G2.
I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...
Don't mention it.
Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...
Yes, yes, I get the picture.
Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.
(Inspector Gadget and G2 shake hands and they have glowing hearts in their hats. They kiss and Inspector Gadget's hat is shooting fireworks)
What happened?
I reactivated you.
Inspector Gadget, why you'd do that?
Well, I hate to see a good detective being recycled and I always have great admiration for your investigating abilities.
Inspector, are you saying you like me?
Well, I suppose, in a man of speaking. Strictly profrssional.
You're welcome.
Okay, here we are.
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Hi, there, fellas.
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Bartender What do you want?
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender What'll you have?
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender Milk?
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Hey, Brain. This way.
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja Hi-ya.
I think I see why now.
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender Inspector Gadget drinks chocolate milk
Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender Anything Else I Can Get You.
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender Why, you…
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
Immediately.
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Let's get out of here.
We can hide in my mom's house.
Bartender Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Oh, my head.
Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Wowsers, she's Good.
Be careful in there. That toilet's got quite a flush.
Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up.
You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and there's a news: too bad you didn't listen to her when you have the chance.
Penny? Penny?
Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
(Dr. Claw drops Penny off the truck)
Fired? You can't fire me. I quit! (Quimby scoffs) Wait a second, I don't want to quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault. (Gadget pulls out a chip that Claw's men left on his back to prove to Chief Quimby that he has actually found evidence) Look what Baxter found on me: a circuit override chip.
I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in toothpaste, and caused $100,000 in damages! (sternly) Turn in your badge, Gadget.
Oh, but Chief, all I ever wanted to be my entire life, was a crime fighter.
Your badge. (Gadget pulls out his badge from his coat pocket, and slides it in front of Chief Quimby) Well, that would be all... Mr. Gadget.
I'm all messed up!
I'm sorry. I don't see what the problem is.
Watch. Go Go Gadget Toothbrush. (Gadget Bubble gum shoots Baxter) See? Bubble gum?
I see what the problem is.
Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?
You're the prototype Gadget, Gadget, misbound to have a few glitches but I'm happy to know we've been working. I'll let in a little secret. Soon, we'll be unveiling something... (top secret door closes) Soon, I'll solve all this glitches for good. Soon.
Wowzer! Thank you, Baxter. Well, I'm gonna go check in with the chief.
I wouldn't bother the chief right now. I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.
Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
They're alive!
They're alive! They're alive!
They're alive!
Uncle Gadget!
I'm so worried about you.
Good work, Penny.
Thanks to you, too.
Of course not. You're a very special kid. But there's more to being a detective than just being smart. It takes a sharp eye for every detail, every little nuance. A good detective never lets anything get past…
Uncle Gadget, the pudding!
Oh, uh…
Go, go, gadget, stop beater! It's OK! Everything's fine!
Ugh.
Well, it's a good thing I wore an apron.
The gig is up, Claw. You're under arrest for kidnapping, bank robbery, breaking out of prison, and general all around evil.
The gig is most certainly not up. In fact, the gig is just started. You want me to play dentist with your niece?
We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile!
No, you're on a stakeout. I'm on a sleep-in. So keep it down, a'ight?
The least you could do is stay alert.
Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G, since we locked up Claw, all the bad guys have been too afraid to show their faces in Riverton.
One thing I've learned in all my years of crime fighting, Gadgetmobile, is that it's always the most quiet right before the criminals strike!
We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile.
No, you're on a stakeout. I'm goign sleepy. Keep it down.
At least you could do is stay alert.
Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G, since we got Claw locked up, all the bad guys are too afraid to show their faces in town.
Well, she is very good. I noticed that she didn't say "Go, Go, Gadget."
