Hey Jacey... Remember the time I got my dick caught in my zipper? Remember in school, in the first grade?
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Narrator/Older Doug A year later, the impossible finally happened. One of the Holt boys married one of the Abbott girls. We have two daughters. I named the youngest Helen after my mom.
Lloyd Abbott Now get the hell out of here, you rotten stud. Keep your poor-boy dick out of my daughters.
Lloyd Abbott I have plans for my daughters, Mr. Holt, they don't include you. I know you: I know you better than you know me. I know all there is to know about screwing your way into a wealthy family and there's no way I'm gonna let you screw your way into mine.
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