Jay : Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy [points to Silent Bob] Jay : will suck your dick off if you let us go. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Jay : How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : Alright. [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight] Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : Make it fast and sexy.

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