Joe Versus the Volcano quotes
42 total quotesFrank Waturi
Joe Banks
Multiple Characters
Patricia Graynamore
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Angelica Graynamore: I am completely untrustworthy... I'm a flibbertigibbet.
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Angelica Graynamore: I have no response to that.
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Dr. Ellison: You have some time left, Mr. Banks. You have some life left. My advice to you is: live it well.
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Marshall: You're coming into focus, kid
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Samuel Harvey Graynamore: Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a one-time leap into a volcano? Damned if I know, Kimosabe. All I know is when you're making those kind of calls, you're up in the high country.
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Waponis Chief: We are the children of children and we live as we are shown.
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Angelica: Would you like to hear one of my poems?
Joe: Sure.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?
Joe: Ok.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.
Joe: Sure.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?
Joe: Ok.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.
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Joe: [as they are about to kiss] I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano.
Patricia: What?
Joe: You're not going to make me say that again, are you?
Patricia: What?
Joe: You're not going to make me say that again, are you?
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Joe: And then I'll be staying on a tiny island and I don't know if I'll be living in a hut, or what.
Luggage Salesman: Very exciting... as a luggage problem.
Luggage Salesman: Very exciting... as a luggage problem.
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Joe: I've done a lot of soul searching lately. I've been asking myself some tough questions. You know what I've found out?
Patricia: What?
Joe: I have no interest in myself. I think about myself, I get bored out of my mind.
Patricia: What?
Joe: I have no interest in myself. I think about myself, I get bored out of my mind.
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Joe: I've never been to L.A. before.
Angelica: What do you think?
Joe: It looks fake. I like it!
Angelica: What do you think?
Joe: It looks fake. I like it!
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Joe: Wait, I don't want to get married!
Patricia: What is the problem? You afraid of the commitment? You're going to have to love and honor me for about 30 seconds. You can't handle that?
Joe: All right. Marry us.
Patricia: What is the problem? You afraid of the commitment? You're going to have to love and honor me for about 30 seconds. You can't handle that?
Joe: All right. Marry us.