A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.
Johnny English
Rowan Atkinson · 22 quotes
Pascal Sauvage
John Malkovich · 13 quotes
Bough
Ben Miller · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Johnny English & Pascal Sauvage (10), Johnny English & Bough (3), Pascal Sauvage & Bough (3)
Johnny English quotes
Page 2 of 2Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands.
Clearly, the aptly-named English is a fool.
Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming - look busy"?
Good morning, gentlemen! MI7 at your service.
I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a pack of sherbert lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.
Pull yourself together, it's only a bit of poo!
The word 'mistake' is not one that appears in my dictionary.
You might have taken me, Sauvage, but you'll never take England. Not while I have breath in my lungs or a bullet in my gun. [English pulls the trigger, but poo splurts out instead of a bullet]
[furious because his coronation has been interupted by English]
All this stupid little country has to do is stand in line and do what it's told for one miserable day! But can it do that? My fragrant French ARSE it can!