Lorna Campbell : [watching Sauvage, who Johnny thinks is a waiter, standing just behind him] You obviously haven't met our host, Monsieur Sauvage. Johnny English : No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion. [he chuckles, then notices Sauvage standing behind him] Johnny English : Sorry, can I help? Pascal Sauvage : Pascal Sauvage, jumped-up Frenchman. Lorna Campbell : Lorna Campbell. I've been so looking forward to meeting you. Pascal Sauvage : Enchant?. [Johnny stammers in embarrassment] Pascal Sauvage : And of course, you're Johnny English. I've heard all about you.

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