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Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.
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[voice over] I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dreamgirls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a ****ing conniption. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the - the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse.
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This is every shade of wrong.
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I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
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[voiceover] I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.
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When in doubt, cut up a pig - that was the town's motto.
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Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
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Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't know why.
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It was the first time I felt how pitying someone and wanting to **** them can get all tangled up in your head. Overwhelming sadness, meanwhile you got a Rodney. Is that sick? I think… yeah… I think that's sick.
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Dont quit your gay job