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View Quote Was your vagina drunk?! Did you think it's the thinnest condom on Earth I have on, I'm a ****ing inventor?! I made a dick-skin condom?! "He hollowed out a penis and put it on." What the ****?!
View Quote You know what? I know this isn't you talking, it's your hormones, but I would just like to say, "**** you, hormones! You are a crazy bitch, hormones!" Not Alison, hormones. **** 'em. It's a girl, buy some pink shit.
View Quote Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
View Quote You don't know who Doc Brown is? He invented the DeLorean.
View Quote You are a funny mother****er man. Jesus, how can you fight with him? Look at his face, I just want to kiss it.
View Quote If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
View Quote It cures everything. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just got high. It still clicks, but it's cool.
View Quote Steely Dan can gargle my balls.
View Quote I will **** my bong. Doggy-style, for once. (gives Alison the middle finger as he walks out of the OB/GYN office)
View Quote (with a gas mask with an attached bong to his face) I am your stoner!
View Quote That my friend, is how you get pink eye.
View Quote (In Alison's bed) **** off, Martin!
View Quote I'll see you later. (to Alison at the first bar encounter) No I won't, 'cause I'm a pussy.
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