Guido quotes

View Quote What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!

View Quote Buongiorno, Principessa! (Good Morning, Princess!)

View Quote (pretending to translate a German concentration camp guard's instructions to the new prisoners) The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, if you cry. Two, if you ask to see your mother. Three, if you're hungry and ask for a snack. Forget it!