Humbert : I thought we understood. No dates! Lolita : What do you mean, no dates?... Humbert : I don't want you around them. They're nasty-minded boys. Lolita : Oh, you're a fine one to talk about someone else's mind. Humbert : Don't avoid the issue. I told you, 'No dates.' Lolita : It wasn't a date. Humbert : It was a date. Lolita : It wasn't a date. Humbert : It was a date, Lolita. Lolita : It was not a date. Humbert : IT WAS A DATE! Lolita : It wasn't a date. Humbert : Well, whatever it was that you had yesterday afternoon, I don't want you to have again.

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