Tony Clifton quotes
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Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
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You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.
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OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
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What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!
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I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!