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Gretchen quotes

View Quote [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. (starts talking quickly) People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB Caesar!
View Quote [to Cady] If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannukah my parents got me this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Ohman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am such a good friend! [begins to cry]
View Quote I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.
View Quote Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!
View Quote Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.
View Quote That is so fetch!
View Quote Oh my God, Karen.. you can't just ask people why they're white.
View Quote Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks.
View Quote [To Karen] Regina says nobody likes you because you're such a slut!
View Quote YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
View Quote I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
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