Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here piece of furniture. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?
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Cousin Eddie He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.
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