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Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus
Jedediah
Larry Daley
Moai
Octavius
Teddy Roosevelt




View Quote (mouth covered with splattered bubblegum) A little help here! (groan)
View Quote (To Larry, who's just called him "Octavus") It's Octavius, *Mary*.
View Quote ...They look sad... (When asked if the Mayans looked happy)
View Quote Easter Island head: QQQQQQQQQUUUUUIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET!!!! (pause) My dum dum wants to speak!
View Quote Cecil: Hey, Huns. (Two burly Hun guards lay hold of Cecil taking him from Larry)
Larry Daley: (To Akmenrah) Tell Attila to take him (Cecil) back to the museum and put him with the rest of the guards.
Akmenrah: (To Attila) Azuzu baka raka lokeu. (Attila nods and sounds agreement and turns to his men)
Larry Daley: Oh and uh, no limb ripping.
Attila: Zahza buku.
Larry Daley: Oh no no no.
Attila: (makes a small amount indication with his thumb and index finger) Pikaka?
Larry Daley: (copies the gesture with it a bit larger than Attila's) Mmmm. Makikaka.
Attila: (he and his men happily laugh) Egobugu! Li tu makikaka lau!
Cecil: (as the guards pick him bodily up and bear him away) Wait, hold on a minute. What does "Makikaka" mean? (to Akmenrah) Translation please?
View Quote Cecil: It can get a little spooky at nights so you might want to put a few lights on. The most important thing - don't let anything in...or out.
Larry: Out?
View Quote Easter Island Head: Hey! Dum-dum!
Larry: Yes?
Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum!
Larry: I give you gum-gum?
Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry.
Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum.
[People screaming]
Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun!
[Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him]
Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum!
View Quote Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Larry: Hey, blondie!
Jedediah: Name's Jedediah.
Larry: Okay, Jedediah, stop the train, please!
Jedediah: That's a big no-can-do, crackerjack.
Larry: What's going on here?
Jedediah: Somebody's got to pay.
Larry: Pay for what?
Jedediah: I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!
Larry: Seriously, stop the train!
Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.
Larry: Thank you.
Jedediah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM!
["toy" train hits Larry in the nose, topples over]
Larry: Ooh, ow...
Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!
Larry: All right. That's enough!
cowboy: We got a breach!
View Quote Larry Daley: Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right?
Rebecca: Yes. A great visionary.
Larry: Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right?
Rebecca: Twenty-sixth.
Larry: Twenty-sixth.
View Quote Larry: Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
[Dexter slaps Larry, Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter in return] Teddy Roosevelt: [threateningly] Lawrence...
Larry: But... You saw!
Teddy Roosevelt: Who is evolved?
Larry: [muttering] I am...
Teddy Roosevelt: WHO is evolved?
Larry: I am!

View Quote Larry: [to Jed] "Hey, Teeny," how does that sound?
Jedediah: It hurts my feelings.
Larry: Well, Gigantor makes me feel like some kinda freak.
Octavius: I just call you Larry.
Larry:: Don't be a kiss-ass.
View Quote Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
Larry: Okay, I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard...
Teddy Roosevelt: Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley! Now, if you excuse me, [****s shotgun] the hunt's afoot.
Larry: [mutters] Hunt's afoot.
View Quote Teddy Roosevelt:Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?!
Larry: Teddy, this guy has been pushing me, and pushing me and I am sick of it!
View Quote [Larry jumps out from being a wall and screams, scaring the other guards]
Cecil: We're too old for surprises.
Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little sweetheart.
Cecil: Larry, we wanted to tell you but you never would've believed us.
Larry: Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight?
Gus: What?
Larry: I said, "Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight", Gus!
Gus: Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!
View Quote Stop babbling, boy!