[reads the forms that Lenoard, the day shift guy left]
Name of the disceased... something Polish?
Bill Blazejowski
Michael Keaton · 15 quotes
Chuck
Henry Winkler · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Bill Blazejowski & Chuck (6)
Night Shift quotes
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Leonard Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.
Belinda Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?
I caught an updraft.
Are you ok?
Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.
[Chuck is spitting on himself in the jail cell]
Chuck, come on - it looks bad in front of the other guys!
So what am I running for, cell president?
No!... they have that?
Fianc?e.
Nice frame!
You tellin' me to shut up?
I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget!
[Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on]
Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!
[elevator door opens; Chuck sees Belinda lying on the elevator floor]
Oh my God. Did you fall down? Did somebody hit you?
Belinda Other way round. Somebody hit me and then I fell down.
As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.
Is this a great country, or what?
I used to be an investment counselor.
Yeah? [pause] What's that?
It's like a stockbroker.
So what're you doing babysitting stiffs? What were you... drinker? Big drinker?
No!
Doper! Toothead! Nose candy! Coke!
I wash my hands and my feet of you!
LOVE BROKERS!
So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?
Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all day... I couldn't even fight 'em off if I wanted. Wait a second... hold the phone! Hold the phone! [speaking into tape recorder] Idea to eliminate garbage. Edible paper. You eat it, it's gone! You eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!
We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly... [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.
What are we really talking about here? Huh? What's the essence of what we're talking about? Spell it out for you if I have to. [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! Prostitution. Yeah, we can say it. We're big kids now, right? You know a lot of times it'll help you to understand a word if you break it down, so let’s do that now, shall we? PROS... it doesn't mean anything. Forget about that... TIT, I think we all know what that means. TU, kay two tit and TION, of course, from the Latin to shun... to say no, uh-uh, thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really, so let's get rid of that.