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Mrs. Jordan: [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been acting like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced by that bimbo slut whore Alice!
Dan: Mom?
Freddy: [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.


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