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Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell quotes

View Quote Because this is a very big idea my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and more importantly age have no bearing whatsoever.
View Quote What we need to do is throw a big kick off, kick ass party.
View Quote Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.
View Quote I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie? Touch my pa pa
View Quote Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frankie. Way to think it through.
View Quote Well, why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.
View Quote [to Frank's father in law] It takes a man to give away an angel. Your sweetheart. [wink]
View Quote I know a really good sand guy.
View Quote Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about, and I can barely read. I can't. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. You think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a ****ing marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.
View Quote I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.
View Quote Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.
View Quote Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.
View Quote You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?
View Quote He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.
View Quote Guys this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.
View Quote Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most importantly you let down Max. And right about now I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you get over... [to Max] Max can you earmuff it for me? [to Mitch] That whore you dated.
View Quote That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.
View Quote What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.
View Quote Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.
View Quote Good luck to everybody. Nice to know you all and I'll see you around campus.
View Quote Mitch is a laywer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.
View Quote You're the lady, Marissa! High five.
View Quote No. That's a piece of crap. What? We stopped selling that six months ago. Lotta Complaints, nice gesture though, I think.
View Quote [While performing the iron cross and smoking a cigarette] Still holding! STILL HOLDING!
View Quote Columbus wasn't exactly looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everyone.
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