Richard Tyler quotes
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[repeated line] This is not good. Definitely not good.
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Dad, 8% of all household accidents involve ladders, another 3% involve trees. We're looking at another 30% probability here.
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You guys are the only friends I've ever had.
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Thanks, but I have already a family. I really should be getting home now.
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I lost my library card. I can't check anybody out. We'll never get to the exit now.
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I was nearly torn apart by a crazy doctor, made into a slave by a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten-- got that? --eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!
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[new catchphrase] Good. That was definitely good.