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Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed




View Quote HE'S DEAD! He killed him! He killed Mickey!
View Quote Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?
View Quote Hey, wait a minute! My hands are stuck with my head! What the ****?
View Quote I'm on a diet.
View Quote I...I, use to be a real JERK! But now I'm a people guy.
View Quote If I could rip out the belly of a yak.
View Quote It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight
View Quote It fits. The damned thing fits, and I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?
View Quote It was your government that brought us here!
View Quote Literary works
View Quote Mauser, sir. M as in man A-U, S as in Sam.
View Quote Move out, maggots!
View Quote Must be the drugs
View Quote Never fool with a fuzz ball.
View Quote NO Mon, I'm hungry!