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View Quote The soup. Where is the soup? [pushes Linguini] Out of my way, garbage boy! [He notices that Linguini is holding a ladle] You are cooking?! How dare you cook in my kitchen?!
View Quote [speaking to Linguini] You are either very lucky, or very unlucky. You will make this soup again, and this time, I will be paying attention, very close attention. They think you might be a cook, but you know what I think, Linguini? I think that you are a sneaky, over-reaching little- [sees R?my in kitchen] Rat!!
View Quote [Linguini walks in door of kitchen] Welcome to hell.
View Quote You're fired! F-I-R-E-D! Fired!!
View Quote Tell them Chef Linguini has prepared something special for them, something definitely "off-menu", mmm?. Oh, and don't forget to stress its...Linguini-ness.
View Quote And you, Mr. Linguini, are no idiot. Let us toast your non-idiocy.
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