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Aidan: He has got a daughter!
Tyler: Who's got a daughter?
Aidan: The cop that busted your face all up! He’s got a daughter!
Tyler: What do you want me to do? Kidnap her?
Aidan: We don't have the closet space for that! Just introduce yourself, go on a few dates. Be you charming gentlemanly self, and then flip the script on her.
Tyler: What's flip the script?
Aidan: Screw her brains out. Make her call you daddy! I don't know. Steal her panties and sell them on ebay or put them up on her high school's website. I don't know, just be creative.


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